This was so good I had to post it. My thanks to spacemonkey.
Top Ten Ways To Tell You Might Be Hillary Clinton
Someone out there is Hillary Clinton. Who is it? It could be you. Here’s ten ways to tell if you might be the PIAPS.
10) You want to run on your record, a record that is so impressive it can’t be released to the public until after you get reelected.
9) You know absolutely everything about absolutely everything unless it’s happens to have something to do with your campaign.
8) Your greatest political success was a by anyone else’s standards a spectacular failure of Biblical proportions.
7) You want to take take things away from people for their own good, and then occasionally have Norman Hsu pay them back.
6) Frost is something you’re used to seeing on your windows. On the inside.
5) You took diction lessons from Roseann Barr, and etiquette from Sasquatch.
4) You have a very simple and logical stances on the issues, and are flabbergasted when people try to pin you down to any one stance on any issue,
3) You tell women they don’t need a man to take care of them or to ride a man’s coat tails. Yet your entire success comes from being married to a man who took care of you while you rode his coat tails.
2) Your approach is marked by a stampede of woodland creatures, large and small.
And the number one way to tell you might be Hillary Clinton….